TDN Stallions' Top Runners

Progeny PPs include the races contained in the TDN, plus selected additional maiden winners from around the U.S. and Europe.


Report for: Distorted Humor

Distorted Humor

Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty, by Danzig
Date Name Age Sex Dam Dam Sire Distance Track Purse Race Gr. Finish Sales Click for
11/03/24 Twisted Filigree 3 c Saturn Lace (Ire) Kodiac (GB) 6F (T) BAQ
BAQ - Belmont at Aqueduct (United States)
$80,000 S Alw 1 $47,000 RNA Wlg '21 FTNMIX; $125,000 Ylg '22 SARAUG; $65,000 2yo '23 FTKHRA Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
11/01/24 Clouseau 4 c English Garden Bernardini 1 1/16M PLN
PLN - Pleasanton (United States)
$28,000 Alw 1 $150,000 Ylg '21 FTCAYR Chart Link Chart
10/30/24 Afraidofthebunny 4 g Minnelli Unbridled's Song 1M PEN
PEN - Penn National (United States)
$31,000 Alw 1 $100,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP; $22,000 2yo '22 OBSAPR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
10/26/24 Ruthless Rua 4 f Can't Use Nellie Mineshaft 6 1/2F GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$61,000 AOC 1 Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
10/19/24 Tufani 4 f Windhoek Mineshaft 1 1/8M (T) BAQ
BAQ - Belmont at Aqueduct (United States)
$150,000 Athenia S. 3 $105,000 Wlg '20 KEENOV; $140,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
10/12/24 A Game 5 f Cautious Dreams Bernardini 6F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$99,013 Ontario Fashion S. (G3) 1 $115,000 Wlg '19 KEENOV; 120,000gns RNA Ylg '20 TATOCT Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link TATOCT
09/29/24 Bourbon Serengeti 3 f Tanzania Road Arch 6F CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$92,000 A Msw 1 $30,000 RNA Ylg '22 KEESEP; $50,000 2yo '23 OBSAPR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
09/29/24 Legal Catch 4 c Catch the Fire Kitten's Joy 1 1/16M (T) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$45,179 OCL )$40000) 1 C$45,000 Ylg '21 CANSEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
09/21/24 A Game 5 f Cautious Dreams Bernardini 6F (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$83,391 AOC 1 $115,000 Wlg '19 KEENOV; 120,000gns RNA Ylg '20 TATOCT Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link TATOCT
08/25/24 Legal Catch 4 c Catch the Fire Kitten's Joy 1 1/16M (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$81,191 AOC 1 C$45,000 Ylg '21 CANSEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
08/11/24 Five Star General 8 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M EMD
EMD - Emerald Downs (United States)
$150,000 Longacres Mile S. Presented by the National Thoroughbred League 1 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
08/02/24 Power Seeker 5 c Windhoek Mineshaft 1 1/8M SAR
SAR - Saratoga (United States)
$115,000 AOC 1 $100,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
07/27/24 Judge Davis 5 c Mylitta Sky Mesa 5 1/2F (T) CNL
CNL - Colonial Downs (United States)
$80,000 AOC 1 $280,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
07/23/24 Distorted Secrets 5 f Secrets Shared Street Cry (Ire) 6F TDN
TDN - Thistledown (United States)
$28,000 Alw 1 $55,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
07/20/24 Tufani 4 f Windhoek Mineshaft 1 1/16M (T) CNL
CNL - Colonial Downs (United States)
$125,000 Brookmeade S. 1 $105,000 Wlg '20 KEENOV; $140,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
07/06/24 Five Star General 8 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M 70Y IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$102,000 Michael G. Schaefer Memorial S. 3 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
06/02/24 Legal Catch 4 c Catch the Fire Kitten's Joy 1 1/16M (AW) WO
WO - Woodbine (Canada)
$81,621 Msw 1 C$45,000 Ylg '21 CANSEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
06/02/24 That's Not Funny 5 g Alluring Squall Bernardini 1M (T) CBY
CBY - Canterbury Park (United States)
$31,500 AOC 1 $46,000 5yo '24 FTDAPR Chart Link Chart
06/01/24 Distorted Pro 4 c Pro Pink Touch Gold 6F CBY
CBY - Canterbury Park (United States)
$30,000 Alw 1 Chart Link Chart
05/27/24 Five Star General 8 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1 1/16M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$148,000 AOC 1 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
05/18/24 Distorted Pro 4 c Pro Pink Touch Gold 6F CBY
CBY - Canterbury Park (United States)
$34,000 S Alw 1 Chart Link Chart
05/04/24 Five Star General 8 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$200,000 Knicks Go Overnight S. presented by L&N Federal Credit Union 3 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
05/04/24 Ice Shard 4 c To the Morning More Than Ready 1 1/16M HAW
HAW - Hawthorne (United States)
$33,000 Alw 1 $110,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
04/28/24 Camp Daddy 5 c Circle of Rossetti Bernardini 1M 70Y HAW
HAW - Hawthorne (United States)
$34,000 AOC 1 $49,000 RNA Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
04/06/24 Camp Daddy 5 c Circle of Rossetti Bernardini 1M 70Y HAW
HAW - Hawthorne (United States)
$33,000 Alw 1 $49,000 RNA Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
04/06/24 Five Star General 8 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M EVD
EVD - Evangeline Downs (United States)
$100,000 Evangeline Mile S. 2 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
03/30/24 Laughing Boy 6 c Applauding Congrats 1 1/8M AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$150,000 Excelsior S. 1 $400,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP; $180,000 4yo '22 FTKHRA; $47,000 5yo '23 FTKHRA Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
03/29/24 Faire Plaisir 3 f Excuses Begone Medaglia d'Oro 1 1/8M TAM
TAM - Tampa Bay Downs (United States)
$53,000 Msw 1 $240,000 Ylg '22 FTSAUG Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
03/07/24 J Rivers 3 f Don't Stop to Shop Unbridled's Song 6F (AW) TP
TP - Turfway Park (United States)
$74,000 AOC 1 $65,000 Ylg '22 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
02/13/24 Global Humor 9 h In Bloom Discreet Cat 6F (AW) NC
NC - NEWCASTLE (Britain)
£9,600 Alw 1 $120,000 Ylg '16 KEEJAN; $130,000 RNA Ylg '16 KEESEP; 300,000gns 2yo '17 TATBRE; 15,000gns 4yo '19 TATFEB
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link KEEJAN
Pedigree Link TATBRE
Pedigree Link TATFEB
01/26/24 Quality Humor 5 g Candrea Trippi 1600M MEY
MEY - Meydan Racecourse (UAE/Dubai)
Dhs700,000 Firebreak S. (G3) 3 $35,000 RNA Ylg '20 KEESEP; $20,000 2yo '21 OBSOPN
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link OBSOPN
01/14/24 Panda Peak 3 f Iona Star Star Guitar 5 1/2F SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$37,000 S MCL ($50,000) 1 $45,000 RNA Ylg '22 KEEJAN Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
01/08/24 Askin for a Baskin 6 g Spirit of the Dawn Malibu Moon 6F MVR
MVR - Mahoning Valley Race Course (United States)
$25,900 Alw 1 $500,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Pedigree Link KEESEP
12/30/23 Durante 4 c Seahawk Girl Pioneerof the Nile 6F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$150,000 Gravesend S. 3 $60,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL; $130,000 2yo '21 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
12/30/23 Tufani 3 f Windhoek Mineshaft 1M (T) FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$100,000 Pago Hop S. 1 $105,000 Wlg '20 KEENOV; $140,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
12/29/23 Uninvited Guest 4 c Interrupted Broken Vow 1M OP
OP - Oaklawn Park (United States)
$141,000 AOC ($40,000) 1 $400,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
12/23/23 Five Star General 7 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1 1/16M FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$100,000 Tenacious S. 1 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
12/06/23 J Rivers 2 f Don't Stop to Shop Unbridled's Song 6F (AW) TP
TP - Turfway Park (United States)
$70,000 Msw 1 $65,000 Ylg '22 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
12/02/23 Power Seeker 4 c Windhoek Mineshaft 7F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$90,000 Alw 1 $100,000 Ylg '20 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
11/24/23 Colonel Vargo 3 g Ami's Mesa Sky Mesa 6F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$90,000 Alw 1 $100,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
11/24/23 Durante 4 c Seahawk Girl Pioneerof the Nile 6F AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$200,000 Fall Highweight H. (G3) 2 $60,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL; $130,000 2yo '21 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
11/22/23 Laughing Boy 5 c Applauding Congrats 1M PEN
PEN - Penn National (United States)
$50,000 Chocolate Town S. (NBT) 1 $400,000 Ylg '19 KEESEP; $180,000 4yo '22 FTKHRA; $47,000 5yo '23 FTKHRA Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
11/18/23 Tufani 3 f Windhoek Mineshaft 1 1/16M (T) FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$54,000 AOC 1 $105,000 Wlg '20 KEENOV; $140,000 Ylg '21 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEENOV
Pedigree Link KEESEP
11/07/23 Only Emotions 2 f Golden Ballad (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 1M (T) IND
IND - Indiana Downs (United States)
$34,000 Msw 1 Chart Link Chart
11/03/23 Five Star General 7 c Party of Interest Bernardini 1M DED
DED - Delta Downs (United States)
$100,000 Delta Mile S. 3 $235,000 RNA Ylg '17 KEESEP; $180,000 3yo '19 FTKHRA; $110,000 6yo '22 FTDIGD Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link KEESEP
Pedigree Link FTKHRA
10/28/23 Deadpan 2 c Glamour and Style Dynaformer 1 1/16M (T) KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$100,000 Msw 1 $100,000 Ylg '22 KEESEP Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
10/27/23 Durante 4 c Seahawk Girl Pioneerof the Nile 6F BAQ
BAQ - Belmont at Aqueduct (United States)
$200,000 Bold Ruler S. (G3) 1 $60,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL; $130,000 2yo '21 OBSMAR Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
Pedigree Link OBSMAR
10/27/23 Saint Pio 4 g Liberty Lady Bernardini 1M RP
RP - Remington Park (United States)
$35,000 Alw 1 Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
10/26/23 Judge Davis 4 c Mylitta Sky Mesa 5 1/2F (T) KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$110,000 Alw 1 $280,000 Ylg '20 FTKSEL Chart Link Chart
Video Link Video
Pedigree Link FTKSEL
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